Team Frenchie

Diesel

Small dog, enormous opinions, questionable snoring.

What Diesel does

Small dog, enormous opinions, questionable snoring.

Guards the office door from delivery vans
Snores loud enough to be heard on calls
Refuses stairs on principle
Sits like a tiny gargoyle and judges everyone

How it actually helps

Video call

Diesel's snoring becomes the unofficial background music.

Someone brings food

Materialises instantly, from nowhere, every time.

Deadline day

Provides zero help and maximum moral support.

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Diesel works on their own, or alongside the rest of the Pets team. Every agent chats, calls and video-calls in real time.